Commercial
I think I spelled commercial wrong but oh well.
I was watching TV last night and I saw a few
commercials, trying to get me to order things.
And I noticed,"Boy, people sure are getting
lazy."I saw all these things to make your life
WAYYYY to easy. Such as The Chocolate Factory.
Make all the those delicious desserts with those
new 'things'. When I was their age, we didn't use
2 pans in one to make fudge. We just used ONE!
Another commercial. It was advertising some thing
where you roll the mat out in your yard and then
just water it. Plants and flowers grow. Where is
the fun in that?! I always used to like the part
about digging the holes, getting blisters,
sweating in the head and in the armpits. Lazy and
boring the nwe thing is.
Another commercial. The Betty Crocker....cake
stuff. I forgot the name, but you make dome cakes
and cakes with insides such as fruit just by
using a new tool. It was more fun when you'd try
to put filling inside, always failing and
sometimes having a cake blow up.
Final commercial. The One Touch Can Opener. Just
push a button on the
little,.....cylendericficleish thing and place it
on the can. It opens by spinning around and
cutting the outside edge. It was better when you
used manual can openers and got the juice all
over you and smelt the strong, ugly stench of
success!
WAIT! I just saw this one today. Some thing where
you put the food on some container, and you can
slice and/or dice it with a top you just slam on
top of. They said, "Why waste time cutting a
tomatoe by hand with a knife. It makes such a big
mess."
Well, that's it for now. There will be more
stupid commercials soon, I just know it. I SENCE
IT! I SMELL IT! *sniff**sniff*wait that's me...
Posted 11:48
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