Everyone talks about such things as, "If I could have 1 super power, what would it be..." The most common ones I hear about are: Invisibility, Immortality, Flying, Conjuration Abilities, and Ultimate Computer Knowledge. Sometimes people actually think they DO have super powers. When I lived in some small town, one kid thought he was Batman. Yes, it is true. He tried to fly on the bus, jumped out of his seat and fell on the floor. If you want super powers, me and my group of mad scientists(drunks) and a few other people(sober scientists) but mostlymad scientists, have discovered ways to actually GET these powers you desire. STEP 1:Think of a power. Then complete one of the following things to get it. Drink Toxic Waste. Go to an old neucler facility and drink some. Side effects may include hair loss,runny nose and death. Jump off the Sears Tower singing Jingle Bells.But replace every word that says BELLS in the song with the name of the power you want. Side effects may include broken bones, head aches, nausia and becoming a pancake. Kill that man always taunting you in a parralel universe. That guy you see in the mirror is actually some criminal with the super power YOU WANT! Punch his face and then tackle him! You'll gain his power! Side effects may include head aches,bloody skin and maybe even death. We are still developing more ways to get powers. People who are nursing, pregnent, constapated, and/or are alive should not have super powers. But if you really think you can handle it, contact your docter immediatly. If you witness other side effects than the ones posted, Super Powers are not right for you. If you get killed getting these powers, we are not responsible. You are. We even posted help to see if Super Powers are right for you. :)